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Sunday Cont'd
She
wants more!!
At
least she was nice enough to cover my shame. Sadly, Lisa (wearing the
Xena costume on page 10) sat on my lap for about an hour while we talked.
During that hour, she of course shifted her weight while on my lap.
When she got up, my Caution Tape was quite the mess! All askew and with
gaps in it showing things that shouldn't be seen!
"Maybe
if I squint really hard I'll be able to see his little thing..."
Lisa,
the evil Caution Tape Messer Upper Girl!
Leon!!
It's funny how the girl next to him looks so prim and proper, and he
looks like.. well... Leon.
More
Squinters.
I
have no comment at this time.
"Ok,
you can stay, but the guy with no shirt has to leave"
Pink
is definitely not this year's pink.
Elvis!
Lance!!
Nature
Girl!
Stragglers
at 4 am
Squinter.
I
think this is one of the Queer Guys looking for Leon's Straight Eye.
This
was the last thing I saw before being turned around and cavity searched...
AGAIN!
I'm
NAKED!!
That
snake looks stuck!
She's
still squinting, and he's giving me much more credit than I deserve.
Trying
for the Betty Page look.
Going
for the Marilyn look.
Striking
a pose!
Everyone
loves the slippers!
Looks
like they're having a girl chat moment!
It's
good to host the party!
My
Caution Tape had gotten so messed up that I had to go and change. On
the way back to the party we bumped into these nice D/s's.
MOTORBOAT!!
And
one last game of footsie.
"I
swear I'll call you after. See, I put it in my phone. You can't erase
a number once it's in a phone. Trust me."
I
have no idea what I'm doing in this picture.
Ceasar/Javier/Fred!
Awesome party.
By
the end of the night I had made a grand total of $35 in tips! I believe
that's a new "Tips Made by Someone in a Costume at DragonCon"
Record. And if it's not, it must be a "Tips Made by a Chubby Guy
in Costume at DragonCon" Record.
We
made it back to the room by about 6 or 7 am, and called it a night.
Monday
Monday
was spent recovering, listening to the stories of last night, and assessing
the damage caused by my costume the night before. Many people commented
that it was too much, and many more told me that they expected something
much worst, or that I was wearing too much Caution Tape. They were expecting
me to have made a thong out of it.
I
did bump into Pat Henry the night before and he didn't look too happy
with what I was wearing, so I have a feeling that I won't be invited
back as a guest to DragonCon ever again! That's sad, because I really
did have the best time ever at this show!!
Monday
night I went to dinner with whatever stragglers were left from the 501st,
and ended up sitting next to Fin. She kept commenting on how much she
liked, and wanted to touch my "Shiny Button". I assume that
was a euphemism for "Tiny Penis".
We
hit the Salad bar at the restaurant and made our salads.
Here's
my salad creation.
Here's
Albin's.
And
here's Fin's. Can you say "Control Issues"? For the next few
minutes I had a lot of fun trying to help un-segregate her salad. I
helped her eggs migrate to the suburbs. And later there was a Salad
Tornado that completely wrecked Greenbeenville. Fin made sure to protect
her raisins from destruction. That girl likes her raisins. But sadly,
I wasn't allowed to touch them.
After
that, the con was over and it was time for everyone to go home!
Big
thanks again to DragonCon, the staff and everyone else for helping me
out with my Guestness while there. Thanks to Pat Henry, Matt Foster
and Brian Holloway for inviting me, and giving me something to do during
the day aside from sitting at the bar. Thanks to Tony and Eric for helping
out during my panels. Thanks to the Colonial Marines for inviting me
to march in the parade, even though they forgot my stretcher! And big
thanks to Chirser for driving me to the airport on Tuesday.
AND
be sure to check out "SpatCave Presents; Spat Gone Wild; How To
Trash a DragonCon" video! We shot 4 hours of video this weekend,
and plan to put it together and make a fun little documentary out of
it. More details as they come!
Hopefully
we'll see you at the next one!!
And,
by popular demand, here are Tony's pics! (Had he kept them in some sort
of chronological order, I would have filtered them in, but it's just
too much work!!)
