DragonCon
2003
Puke
8/28
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4, 5, 6,
PUKE, 7, 8,
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WARNING:
THIS
PAGE IS GROSS. iT HAS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF HUMAN VOMIT, THE MAN VOMITTING
IT, AND A BUNCH OF US PLAYING WITH IT. IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR
A HEART CONDITION, IT IS STRONGLY RECOMENDED THAT YOU GO QUICKLY ONTO
PAGE 7.
THANK
YOU, AND YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
-SPAT
But
for those with a sick twisted desire to see something naughty.... Scroll
on down....
Once
upon a time there was a young boy at a Convention. Let's call him...
Chuck. Chuck's had a bit too much to drink tonight at DragonCon and
has decided to have a seat and think about all the evil things sloshing
around in his stomach. The noises they make in there are disturbing,
not only to Chuck, but to the other bar patrons as well. So chuck makes
a wish upon a falling drop of spit that someone will come help him.
The
King hears Chucks cry for help and arrives promptly, as he always does
when someone wishes on spit. The King notices Chuck's dilemma and decides
that he is worthy of the King's help.
The
King tries to comfort poor Chuck, but Chuck condition is far beyond
the abilities of a lowly King. But, being the goodand just king that
he is, the King decides to summon someone to help poor Chuck.
The
Green Fairy arrives quickly when the King calls to her. She examines
poor Chuck, and finally gets him to admit that he was naughty tonight.
He mixed his alcohols. He had beer before liquor. He knows he was bad,
and promises the Green Fairy that he'll never, ever do it again.
She
believes Chuck, because he believes in himself, and the Green Fairy
grants Chuck's wish. She'll make him feel all better...
As
soon as he finishes puking in the cup! And he lived happily ever after.
Until Saturday night when he did it all over again!
Gross,
eh?
Well,
you know that I'm a sick bastard, and I just had to have some fun!
Dale
just had to give it a taste and see what it was that he was drinking
all night!
Then
Charles and Scott decided to see what he had for dinner.
Then
Bob wanted to know what he had for lunch.
Barrett
was curious as to what was on the breakfast menu that day.
April
was curious as to what his bile tasted like.
Charles
just wanted a second helping. Can't get that man away from Puke!
And
Tony just wanted to know how it felt squishing between his fingers.
And
then the hotel came and cleaned it up.
The
moral of the story? Never get sick in front of Spat when I have a camera
handy!!
Hope
you enjoyed! We now return you to your regularly scheduled DragonCon
coverage.
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4, 5, 6,
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If
you have any questions, E-Mail me. Spat@spat-nospam-cave.com
