After dinner, it
was time to head back to the bar! I requested a re-match with that evil
bottle of Jack Daniels, but sadly I lost again. So for this night, all
the men will be called "Hortence", and all the women will
be called "Wanda". The part of the evil looking Troll man
will be played by the "Evil Looking Troll Man".
Look at Evil looking
Troll Man go!! Sadly, I was going to wear that same exact outfit that
night. Thankfully I changed my mind at the last minute.
Here I am being molested!
Do I look like I'm about to complain? No.
Hortence! You may
remember Hortence from Empire Fan Fest, he was one of the promoters,
and I think you can also find him on a bunch of my past Chiller pages.
And I will be stealing that shirt at some point...
And finally, the
DeF-X guys arrived! Here's Hortence
looking for someone to help complete his "High Five".
Looks like Hortence
is about to get naughty on Wanda! Watch out Wanda!
Hortence and Wanda
Hortence here claimed
to be a Stand Up Comic. I actually found him quite funny... Funny looking!
And of course, Hotence's
Hortence, Wanda and
Hortence getting down and funky!
After we were at
the bar for about 15 minutes, I noticed that we had taken over an entire
quarter of the bar! We had easily 30-40 people there with us.
Hortence and Wanda.
How can a webpage
be complete without a picture of Hortence, Wanda and Hortence?
Too many Hortence's
to name, all hanging off Wanda. You may remember Wanda from the Icon
Wanda being "Boob-Grabbed©"
by Hortence. Oh, boy is he in trouble.
Me and Hortence right
before I had to beat him for Copyright infringement.
Hortence in a Hortence
and Wanda sandwich.
Wanda and her chopstick.
A Wanda Conga Line!
Wanda and Wanda getting
Hortence trying to
Then I bumped into
Wanda and Wanda. It was Wanda's birthday that night, so we had to make
her do shots!
Look, I'm being molested
They should change
Philly's tagline to "The City of Sisterly Love".
Hortence and Hortence!
Wanda trying to mess
up my nice pic with Wanda. How rude!
Hortence double fisting
That Wanda is just
all about getting her leg on every Hortence in the place!
an "Atomic Wedgie".
Now, really, is that
finger really needed, Hortence?