Posts by Spat:
Review – Your Highness
When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I assumed it would ultimately degrade into a 2 hour long, non-stop ramble of dick and fart jokes with a deep underscore of “Legalize It!”
Well, I saw a preview screening tonight and I can honestly say….
I was right.
I can sum this movie up in two words.
Horrible.
I know it’s one word, just say it really loud. Twice.
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How To – Blow Someone’s Brains Out
A few years back I was interviewed by Indy Mogul’s Hollywood FX show. If you haven’t seen it, here it is. If you just want to see the brain splat, fast forward to 4:17: To this day I still get e-mails from people asking for more detail on the rig I made to blow […]
5 Games to Keep for the PS3
As much fun as it is to burn through a new game and then return it and pick up a new one, there are a few games that are worth holding on to. Some, because they have re-playability that is unrivaled. Others keep getting updates and are refreshed often enough to stay in your library […]
The Best Cooking Show You’re Not Watching
While skimming through the channels a few months ago, I spotted a brand new cooking channel, called… “The Cooking Channel”. It’s like the ghetto little brother of The Food Network and has indie chefs that no one has ever heard of, and freakier shows that I guess aren’t ready for the big daddy network. There […]
Why I Hate Spirit Gum…
A rant by Spat. I got a call today from my buddy Matt. And while he and I were griping about some guy, Matt chimed in and told me that the guy also uses Spirit Gum to glue on his prosthetics. Of course, the guy doesn’t, but Matt knows that Spirit Gum pushes my buttons! […]
Belle Hates Stormtroopers!
I have no idea why, but for some reason my dog HATES Stormtroopers! The most painful part is watching her bite down on it’s crotch and start shaking it! Yeowch!!
5 Cool Items That Will Not Be Used As Intended…
Here’s 5 wacky gadgets that I’m sure are being used in ways that are completely against the included instructions! SpyCam Video Camera Glasses – Think Geek Obviously, these are meant to be some kind of James Bond, super spy thing, but most people are going to use them in strip clubs. Admit it. […]
Upcoming TV Shows I’m Looking Forward To
Well, the TV season is starting to wrap up, and then comes the mid season fill in shows! Woo Hoo!! Here are some upcoming shows I will be checking out! Terra Nova – Fox A family from the future goes back in time. Way back. Like Jurassic Park back. And it stars… that Drill […]
Convention Drama…
With Con Season under way, the first bit of juicy con gossip has already hit the fan! Bleeding Cool reports that Artist Alley regular, Rob Granito is not all that he seems. Rob, who has been attending conventions as a guest artist since at least 2006 has now had his credits list questioned. It […]
